Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...