Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
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Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...