How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...