Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.