Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...