Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...