Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....