Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...