Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...