You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...