Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...