A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....