The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...