Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...