The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...