Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...