Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...