Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...