He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.