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Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Where lawers come from
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Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
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A tough case was being argued in court…
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Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
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