Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.