English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...