Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...