Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...