Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...