Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...