Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...