The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...