A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…