Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...