Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...