Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...