Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...