What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...