Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...