Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...