Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...