What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...