Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...