Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...