Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...