Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...