Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...