A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...