Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...