Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...