One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...