Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...