What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
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Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
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What’s the ultimate rejection?
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The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
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How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...