How fast was I going?
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Elephants
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
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Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Fun with telemarketers
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A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...